I know BP is usually about the Boston film scene, but I’m sorry, after I heard this, I couldn’t’ resist…
Boston’s MBTA has recently announced that it’s thinking of selling merchandise such as coffee mugs and tee shirts to help offset their debt. Yes, I can certainly see the logic in selling tee shirts to offset over $100 million in debt…makes perfect sense to me….
Anyway, I have a few suggestions for slogans they can put on the shirts – trust me, they’ll fly off the shelves….
“Guaranteed to make you 20 minutes (or more) late for work – Take The T”
“Mom And Dad went to Boston and all I got was this lousy Charlie Card”
“Red Line Moms – check your strollers….Penelope is hungry…”
“Guaranteed Undependable Service Every Day! Take The T”
“Riverside? We don’ need no stinkin’ Riverside!”
“I’m Tellin’ Ya, Lady, Beachmont IS still a Fare Zone!”
“We Absolutely Positively Guarantee To Not Get You There On Time! – Take The T”
“Our Schedule Adjustments are GUARANTEED to make you miss your connection! – Take The T”
“Charlie needs another sandwich….ride the MBTA!”
Got a suggestion for a Tee Shirt Slogan the T Could use? Leave it in the comments below, but BEWARE….if the T likes it, they’ll probably steal it and not give you any credit for it…heh heh heh…